puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

fantastcbeasts:

you’re lying if you say you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and were so deeply disappointed that you just deleted the recording and pretended it never happened 

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(Source: j5h)

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

(Source: gavvyfreee)

tagged as → #SHIT

realityphobia:

Someone needs to talk about Grif with me.

And how his mother ran away and how another parent is never mentioned and how Grif supported himself and his little sister for who knows how long.

And how Grif is uber protective of his sister not just because of some big brother…

evion:

kitten-mitt3ns:

koikoikoi:

These photographs, by New York-based Bing Wright, feature reflections of sunsets in shattered mirrors.

Amazing

Oh man. I was wondering if those were stained glass at first. O_o So gorgeous!

Roosterteeth Fandom Starter Kit

agentcarolinainthemorning:

So you’re looking to join the Roosterteeth fandom? Here are a few things to get you started!

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