It’s two in the morning
Mom: Come on, it’s time to get to sleep.
Me: Alright, just one more video.
In like 2007 my cousin saw Andy, Patrick, and Pete at some grocery store in Illinois and she waved and Pete and Andy saw her and she ran up to them and Patrick didn’t notice her so he turned around and screamed when he saw her
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E